June Brides
are ripe in the Land of Mears
Dear Ann : I don't know you . So far as I know I never saw you . Yet you are living in Mears and every day I go by Mrs. Irey's house where you are staying . Presently you will be married to John Kraus , who lives next door . I have known John ever since he was a very little boy and used to come down to my office with his mouse traps and catch mice on the office stairs . I paid him so much a mouse and he grinned as he counted the clicks when the traps went snap on the stairs . He was about as small as Birch , only more so . I knew him when he taught the Brooks school , when he worked in the factories , when he excavated to with the escalator , when he built his house over , when he went Florida and found you . So I wish you well . The bachelors ' club lost one of its staunchest members . Lawrence Hewson can now be the sen- ior deacon and outer guard . Your job is to put the celery salt in John's soup and dust off the fireplace mantel . It won't take you long to dis- cover whether John likes pumpkin pie better than mince . When you are out working in your garden you are lucky to have Mrs. Irey just over the fence . She is a motherly soul and can tell you , if you want to know , how many eggs to put in a lemon pie . A bachelor like John , who has had a house to himself a long time , is apt to have old landscape pictures on the wall and maybe some old furniture he is very much at- tached to . If you spill a bottle of glue in the rocker and John sits down and reads the evening paper maybe he will find himself very much at- tached to the chair . If he comes home some day and finds his pictures outdoors or in the attic and new ones on the wall he may feel like he has lost some old friends . Go places with John , go to good shows , go to the lakes , go to church . But don't walk half a block ahead of him . get It might give him the impression of being in the discard . If you Jonesome in Mears when John is away , read books , lots of them . They will keep you more cheerful , enliven your spirits and make you a gayer companion to John when he returns . Perhaps John has solved all his economic equations , perhaps he is sitting on top of the world like Clare Genung or Bill Riley . But if he is like most of us struggling humanity . and comes home at night footweary with blisters on his heels , with sunburn on his shoulders , with callouses on his hands , and maybe his soul smarting from the rebuffs of this world , he will appreciate a wife who brings out the salve and the heart's ease . Like a fish beat coming
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